Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad Sexy Legs in Marie Claire July 2013

Lauren Conrad Goes from Yellow Hot to Red Hot at Cotton 24 Event

Lauren Conrad knows fashion. Not sure what else, but she does know fashion. Including the fact that a wide light skirt will blow right up in your wardrobe malfunction face on a windy day, which is why the former Hills starlet switched from a yellow dress quickly into a panties-flashing saving red dress as she hosted the Cotton 24 event over the weekend. Now, while we certainly did miss out on a chance to see what color Lauren chose for her underthings for the big event, she did look mighty fine in either color, and deserving of a solid ogle.

Also, there’s something to be said for being a former Hills girl not wasted or left to wallow in their own remedial education. That alone is a standout. Enjoy.

SNEAK PEEK: Lauren Conrad In Her Glamour Photoshoot

It’s easy to overlook Lauren Conrad. I mean, there’s not all that much there there once you start digging. But, when it comes to bubbly Cali beach girls, I suppose digging is not really what you want to be doing with your time anyhow. Ogling and gawking come to mind more so. Which you can now do with the self-described actress and fashion designer and former Hills reality TV star, who appears in the May edition of Glamour magazine in some photos sure to re-spark your interest in one of the original Laguna Beach girls.

We can blame MTV for many things. They’re like the Vasco de Gama of the television landscape; they broke some new ground with their bold explorations, but mostly now we just remember them for spreading syphilis throughout the Asian continent. And MTV did bring us a number of the mind-numbing hot girls we do so love to ogle, Lauren Conrad among them. So, backhanded compliment to the former music television network, and front handed compliment to Glamour magazine for making Lauren look ever so hot. Enjoy.

Hottie of the Year?

Jennifer Lopez hot magazine cover. (FoxNews)

Beyonce cleavy new video. (HuffPo)

Lauren Conrad shows some leg. (GossipCenter)

Why the rest of us drink Gatorade. (CollegeHumor)

Kaley Cuoco is so choice. (GossipCop)

Miranda Kerr in her underwear. (Celebslam)

Why Charlize Theron, January Jones and Blake Lively duking it out? (LaineyGossip)

Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

Here’s the bland as ever Lauren Conrad, and her Douchefriend, Kyle Howard on the beach in Malibu. I wonder if he knows that The Hills is ending, and he won’t get a chance to resurrect his acting career. I also wonder if they’re really as boring a couple as they seem, or if there’s anything actually interesting about them. Actually, I don’t wonder that. I couldn’t give a shit, really. Anyway, Lauren Conrad bikini pictures.

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Not Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

Lauren Conrad is annoying. She went to Hawaii with her gaggle of Hills Mensa Candidates, but did she once go out and wear a skimpy little bikini? No. We got some nice Audrina Patridge bikini pictures but Audrina was practically born in a bikini, and she paid a lot of money for those fake boobs of hers, and wants to get her money’s worth. But did we see any Lauren Conrad bikini pictures? No. All we got were these Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures, and the only reason I’m posting these is because Lauren Conrad is basically just staring at Stephanie Pratt’s tits. No other reason. And LC, if I can call you that, just so we’re clear, your personality, or lack thereof, is not why people care about you. Wait, why do people care about you? Oh, that’s right, they don’t.

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60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I’m pretty damn sure I didn’t miss anything. If you’ve seen one award show, you’ve seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn’t mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.

You’ll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.

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