elliot-wolf - August 28, 2018
Aubrey Evans is more comparable to my favorite beer than a bottle of water because she’s shapely and intoxicating. It’s always a good thing that looking at her doesn’t come with a hangover. She’s the hottest woman I’ve seen all day. Maybe even all my life. Hey, what can I say when she looks like the sun tucked neatly into a spicy tamale. The woman is hot. I’m willing to bet that the water is for anyone that has the pleasure of passing by. You’ll need something to cool down with when you’re walking past a woman that’s so sizzling she sets off all smoke detectors that she comes across.
Aubrey should pass the water she’s holding in her hand to me. I’d dump it on my head like I had just won the Super Bowl. I’d have no other choice but to because she’s a trophy. Being around her is a win/win and cause for celebration. The only way I wouldn’t dump water on my head like I’m victorious is if she agrees to go on a date with me. And even then I can’t guarantee that I would behave with someone so beautiful sitting across from me at the same table. I’d have to turn down autographs.
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