brian-mcgee - July 16, 2018
What is there to say about Ariana Grande that hasn't already been said elsewhere? Pretty much nothing, so instead, allow me to pitch you guys this idea I've been kicking around for a new movie.
We open in a nursing home, where we meet our protagonists, a group of octogenarians clinging to life and trying to remember the good times in their lives. It's a struggle to do much of anything at their age, and they are surrounded by death, making it hard to stay optimistic.
Then the nursing home goes ahead and gets one of those cats that can predict who's going to die next, and one by one, the cat starts picking them off. It's a heart wrenching look at the end of life and the way we don't really take care of or pay attention to our oldest citizens.
The kicker is the title, though. It's called Tap Dat Ass. I mean, just imagine all the people buying tickets for a film about old people dying and having to say, out loud, "One for Tap Dat Ass, please." Alright, admittedly it needs some work, and we're still kicking around some alternate titles, but I think I'm on to something here.
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