Ariana Grande, Ashley Graham, and All The Sexiest Billboard Women of the Year

Billboard sure does bring out the uber-attractive ladies. I feel like I’m looking at a Justice League comprised of women that are just amazing to look at. Ariana Grande’s codename can be Captain Absolutely Alright To Look At, Janelle Monae’s can be Miss Marvelous, and Ashley Graham’s superhero name can be the Gorgeous Avenger. I’m building a hero hideout fit for these queens in my house as we speak. Hopefully they decide to don it as their permanent home when they’re not out saving the day in their spectacular outfits. I know doing as many noble deeds as they do daily can get pretty tiresome. My place is perfect for them to kick their feet up.

I wonder what other super powers they have. I know Graham looks like she could leap over me in a single bound all while wearing high heels. I hope Ariana has x-ray vision and can see how hard my heart beats for the Billboard hottie. Even if they can’t climb a wall like Spiderman, or swing from skyscrapers like Batman, they’re still just as important to me. Because they’re the heroes of music and the Red Carpet. Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they sing into a microphone and wear really nice dresses.

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