jhanson - November 3, 2016
Anthony Weiner has entered rehab for "cybersex addiction" meaning his therapist is probably Doc Emmett Brown. If you were to cast a Peeping Tom in a movie he would look exactly like Anthony Weiner. Part of this leads to the conclusion that his perviness may be genetic. The Irish like to drink. Guys who look like a jacked up goblin like to marry Muslim lesbians for the kink factor. The rehab clinic is reportedly segregated by gender, which makes sense because it consists of four fifty year old dudes from the Upper West Side.
Even though he probably has no intentions to change his behavior, Weiner put this off for quite some time. First he ruined his career two or three times, then his marriage, and shit got a little weird with his kid. He also potentially committed a crime by targeting underage girls. Apparently that was all fine but now he's fucking with Hillary Clinton's corporately bestowed election and we can't have that. Some things are bigger than you. Like a deal to let your charges slide in the coming weeks. The fact a guy sending pictures of his dong to tenth graders in Carolina had access to classified State Department emails on the same computer doesn't bode well for Clinton. We need a completely transparent fix. Send this asshole to rehab. You can bring your phone into the bathroom stalls.
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