Lindsey Gort

Lindsey Gort Booty Tightness on Set of ‘The Carrie Diaries’

The more I try to stay away from keeping a watchful eye on The Carrie Diaries, the more I find myself obsessed with the female casting, specifically, the tight booties of the ladies of the show, including today a lovely spotting of Lindsey Gort in a tight leopard skin skirt on the set. I mean, I'm not the type of man to stare at a woman's bum and make cat calls, but I am the type of man to stare at a woman's bum and yell out, 'Bless you, Mother Mary!'. I have a hard time withholding my passions.

And just look at the beautiful bottom side on the underrated Lindsey Gort. I know this show is not meant for my demographic, and so long as I have Willy and The Bobos dangling between my legs (yes, I gave them a Country Western name) I will not be watching this show, but that arse. Damn. Enjoy.

AnnaSophia Robb and Lindsey Gort Frisky on Set of ‘Carrie Diaries’

Carrie Diaries is the spinoff or prequel or something or other to the Sex in the City series that tricked an entire generation of women into believing women can be true friends. There's little chance I will ever watch this show, at least not until I stop needing a protective cup in my adult softball league. But like so many of these shows by and for the ladies, there are inevitably delicious sights of young lady thespianics to be had. In the case of The Carrie Diaries, that would be AnnaSophia Robb, snapped on set of the show getting handsy and goofy with co-star Lindsey Gort.

Now, anytime anywhere girls start grabbing each other's booty and climbing all over each other, our little bat signal deploys and we're on the job. I don't care if it's an angry feminist protest or a silly TV designed to sell clothes and makeup. It's our duty to show you that booty. We are on the front lines showing you the behinds. That's all I got. Enjoy.