Anastasia Ashley Bikini Pictures So Athletically Inclined

There's a story going around about my hot butted surfer girl belusted that birthday suit photos of Anastasia Ashleygot stolen from her photographer's laptop during a recent risque but non-nude shoot in Miami. You know how I feel about theft, even if the ill gotten booty is heavenly bare booty. I'll have to consult with my priest and my purveyor of dried meats and cheese to work out my true feelings on this one.

In the interim, for a lovely buttockal splash of the finest derriere this side of hang ten, Anastasia and her bitty green bikini gave our hearts a collective pitter patter splatter in Miami, showing off her athletic frame and that seat bottom that is simply tops. While she may have been the victim of a larceny, it may very well be that Anastasia herself is deserving of a light to moderate spanking from Uncle Bill who only has her best interests at hand, so to speak. I give with my left hand and I punish with the right. That's why all the girls want to be my girlfriend. Please, don't pinch me, yes, I'm aware I'm dreaming. Enjoy.

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