Anastasia Ashley

Anastasia Ashley Hot Booty Beauty Show for Esquire

I like to think of Anastasia Ashley as my surfer girlfriend. She likes to think of me as that guy she pays another guy to keep away from her at public events. That's about as close to a healthy relationship as I can must with sextastic beach girls with super stellar booties. I'm the victim here I'm sure you'll note.

Anastasia appears in one devilishly angelic booty rocking pictorial in the new edition of Esquire magazine. This hang ten alluring young lady is slowly climbing up the rungs of the notoriously passion inducing ladies of Tinsel Town, a climb that I'm going to watch from below while holding the ladder and pretending I'm not peeking. She really deserves everything she gets. A cool surfer chick with a stellar female form. I couldn't wish her more luck. Or, you know, a nekkid photoshoot. C'mon, Anastasia, it's time for civic duty on overload. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Works A Sweater And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Anastasia Ashley looks sexy as F in a sweater for Esquire. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jay Z has 99 problems but Beyonce in a bathing suit ain't one. (TMZ)

Christina Aguilera shows off her funbags in a cleavy red dress. (Huffington Post)

Jennifer Akerman is just as friggin' hot as her sister Malin. (Drunken Stepfather)

Natasha Barnard in skimpy lingerie is extraordinary, y'all. (Popoholic)

Chelsea Handler keeps entertaining us with her naked ta-tas. (The Superficial)

Paige Hathaway won Instagram with her boobies and booty. (COED)

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booties Up with Paparazzi Logan Fazio for Miami Beach Thumper Show

Twerking surfer girl Anastasia Ashley took her hot bikini bum showtime to the right coast to give Miami a little taste of her sweet beach body. She was being shot by sweet cheeked paparazzi hottie Logan Fazio, the best looking pap by a factor of higher than my fingers can count, who decided what the heck, I'll throw my booty into the show with Anastasia and treble the amount of cold showers needed along the sandy strip

Someday I'm going to go up to Logan and ask her, is that your giant camera or are you just damn glad to meet me. It won't make any sense, but we'll have a few drinks and then ask Anastasia and the other smoking hot girls on Miami Beach to parade their perfect hineys before her lenses. I'll play the tambourine as I do in all situations when I have no real job in the band so I look like I'm sort of supposed to be there. What a day that will be. I'll probably burn. I don't care. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Pictures Epic Bootyful From the East Coast (Bring Back My Lady!)

As much as I laud Miami and it being the epicenter of all things bikini and hot in this country, nay, this world at this very moment, I'm not so keen on my California girls removing themselves from within my binocular shot to take part in the Miami exhibitionist movement. I admire talent wherever and whenever it appears, but when the likes of Anastasia Ashley and her twerkin' fine bikini bottom leave my vicinity, well, I'm kind of having anxiety attacks here. I'm breathing into a paper bag even as I scroll through photos of Anastasia in various states of bikini and surfing hotness.

I've got to talk to my friends in fake law enforcement (mall security) about getting one of those ankle monitors on Anastasia so she can't roam like this. Albeit, if she''s going to roam, it could be worse than doing so in a tiny striped bikini that shows off her ridiculously hot thumper. Anastasia, come home! Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Surfer Girl Bikini Booty Paddling Out Perfection

Oh, surfer girl, how you do slay us. The bikini body booty perfection that is Anastasia Ashley rode out into the waves off the L.A. shoreline in a flattering bikini ready to ride the surf and hang ten straight into our lust-filled hearts.

Anastasia has quickly become one of our favorite ocean-faring sextastic vessels, a brunette bombshell with a surfer girl body as if chiseled from the mind of very randy surfer boys. That tight twerking booty of Anastasia's has gained some renowned over the past year or two, with every ogling gentleman within miles just praying for another pre-competition bottomside warmup. She really is quite special. Hot surfer girls. There really has never been a better invention. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Booty, Alyssa Milano Bikini, and The Thorne Sisters Showing Off Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Welcome to 2014, the year that social media is going to jump the shark, but do so mostly by way of nekkid hottie women, so we won't mind the leap into full on cheeseball land. At some point, this culture phenomenon we lust so much will shift, but for now, we're riding this sextastic wave like, oh, Anastasia Ashley whose fine sandy booty headlines this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

In addition to Anastasia, there's Gabrielle Union in a showy bikini, Bar Refaeli flashing her own cleavetastic, Bella Thorne and Kaili Thorne showing off in their own unique ways, Alyssa Milano granting us a bikini top bosom peek, Nina Agdal dolled up for NYE, Izabel Goulart in hot body bikini positions, and much much more. You owe it to the Baby New Year to check out each and every one of these faptastic social media candids. And, of course, enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Homages Kim Kardashian, But Who Has the Finer Bottom?

Kim Kardashian pretty much starved herself to be able to present her asstastic side photo of herself in a one-piece this week on social media. I say pretty much starved herself when I really mean she actually did starve herself. So, some Christian Bale acting role crazy points to Kim on that front. But pro-surfer Anastasia Ashley has a year-round sweet booty. She knows it too, which is why she poked a little fun, or maybe flattered, Kim by posting an obviously similar butt-pouting shot on Instagram. Anastasia Ashley actually has some identifiable skills, so some points to her on that front.

But, at the end of the day, it's the arse that does the talking. If only. So, let me ask all of you, five minutes along in a dark broom closet, who's badonkadonk do you choose for your handling pleasure?

Battle of the Asstastic: Anastasia Ashley vs. Kim Kardashian

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