Anastasia Ashley

Anastasia Ashley Models Thongs for Terry Richardson, I Get Jealous, At Least I’m Predictable

Be still my gently beating booty loving heart. Oh, my. Surfer girl and extraordinary bottomside twerking lady athlete <strong>Anastasia Ashley took up the task of posing in various states of thong exhibition for photographer Terry Richardson in his Lucky Bastard photo studios in the land of I Am Crazy Jealous. Not so subtle. But, c’mon, he’s got a pretty cool job.

Anastasia Ashley has been showing off her stellar bottom and fine female form for a few years now, in betwixt taking real competitive rides on her board for the glory of women’s surfing. She’s kind of my hero and anything I have to say to get her to to send me her worn wetsuits. It’s not creepy, it’s my thing. Leave me be to revel in my sights of Anastasia posing in a thong. I deserve this. You deserve this. Well all deserve this. Okay, yeah, even Terry Richardson deserved this. Let us give thanks. And ogle. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson

READER FINDS: Anastasia Ashley Panties Booty, Abbey Lee Kershaw Nekkid, Kim Cattrall Topless, and Much Much More…

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It’s time. The circus is in town. The flesh-filled hottie circus run by each of you every Friday here on Egotastic! with your much appreciated Reader Finds. I can’t say it’s the finest in traditions, but I can say it’s my favorite. The communal coming together of prurient minds from around the globe to focus on the common denominator of sweet sweet ta-ta’s on very hot ladies. I think I might cry. I promised myself I wouldn’t, but, here come those salty demons.

This week’s Reader Finds includes a sweltering hot look at the panties clad bottom of surfer girl Anastasia Ashley (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Rona’), Kim Cattrall topless in some throwback skinematics (blessings from ‘Stephen R.’), an even throwier hot throwback to 70′s screen siren Susan George (classic wowzers from the mind of ‘Kenneth’), Disney starlet Peyton List in a Day in the Life shoot (farm system future hottie via ‘Dannny’), eternally nymphy Monica Bellucci topless (she of the kindly faptastics, thanks ‘Owen’), Melissa Reeves quite almost nekkid in some portraits (quality time photography handed off by ‘David P.’), Kelly Brook bikini in the pool caps from Instagram (busty hot Britty bikini peeks from ‘Elise’), another view of Katherine Waterston full frontal in Inherent Vice (just epic onscreen nekkidness via ‘T.K.’), Kari Byron early Mythbusters cleavy scientist shots from FHM (oh, to be nestled in those bad girls, kudos to ‘Aaron W.’), Candice Swanepoel in bikinis for new SELF magazine (Our Lady of Swanepoel visuals dropped off by ‘Hammond’), and last, but not even close to least, Abbey Lee Kershaw quite nekkid in nature (lovely bits of bare bodied goodness from ‘Samuel E.’). It’s a mouthful, two eyes full, and two to three hands at least. A bevy of beauties. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Cleavy, Emily Ratajkowski Sextastic, Anastasia Ashley Asstastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpics Roundup

We truly are living in digitally interesting times. I know all this technology is important in the fields of medicine and education and public safety and other less important matters, but what it’s done for the ability to translate celebrity ego into celebrity hot social media pics really must be it’s highest purpose. The amount of skin self-published by the most stellar looking among us continues to grow by the day. It’s, well, it’s beautiful.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the blessedly hot Arianny Celeste, Emily Ratajkowski not wearing much, Paris Hilton flashing cleavage from across the sea, Anastasia Ashley in multiple bikini booty visual cues, Alessandra Ambrosio in a tiny bikini, Kendall Jenner in her Calvins and much more. You owe it to that elf who tries ever so hard but still can’t make toys anybody wants to check out each and every one of these passion inducing selfies and self-published candids. It’s like candy for the libido. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Photoshoot Ripe With Ripped Perfect Body Shots

You can’t keep a good woman with a perfect booty down. Not to be floundered by her recent victim of theft issues, Anastasia Ashley and her stellar fine bikini body returned once more to the sandy and salty shores of Miami in another perfectly fitting bikini to flash her boobtastic and asstastic combo right in the face of her Miami Beach would be competition.

Anastasia isn’t just a talented surfer girl, she’s a top tier sextastic talent who surely must be causing many neck cranking injuries along the shore where she preens and poses and splashes and dives. It’s a happy kind of pain when it begins or ends with Anastasia in a bikini. Keep up the good work, we will be watching, as always. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash News

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Pictures So Athletically Inclined

There’s a story going around about my hot butted surfer girl belusted that birthday suit photos of Anastasia Ashley got stolen from her photographer’s laptop during a recent risque but non-nude shoot in Miami. You know how I feel about theft, even if the ill gotten booty is heavenly bare booty. I’ll have to consult with my priest and my purveyor of dried meats and cheese to work out my true feelings on this one.

In the interim, for a lovely buttockal splash of the finest derriere this side of hang ten, Anastasia and her bitty green bikini gave our hearts a collective pitter patter splatter in Miami, showing off her athletic frame and that seat bottom that is simply tops. While she may have been the victim of a larceny, it may very well be that Anastasia herself is deserving of a light to moderate spanking from Uncle Bill who only has her best interests at hand, so to speak. I give with my left hand and I punish with the right. That’s why all the girls want to be my girlfriend. Please, don’t pinch me, yes, I’m aware I’m dreaming. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash News 

Anastasia Ashley Hot Booty Beauty Show for Esquire

I like to think of Anastasia Ashley as my surfer girlfriend. She likes to think of me as that guy she pays another guy to keep away from her at public events. That’s about as close to a healthy relationship as I can must with sextastic beach girls with super stellar booties. I’m the victim here I’m sure you’ll note.

Anastasia appears in one devilishly angelic booty rocking pictorial in the new edition of Esquire magazine. This hang ten alluring young lady is slowly climbing up the rungs of the notoriously passion inducing ladies of Tinsel Town, a climb that I’m going to watch from below while holding the ladder and pretending I’m not peeking. She really deserves everything she gets. A cool surfer chick with a stellar female form. I couldn’t wish her more luck. Or, you know, a nekkid photoshoot. C’mon, Anastasia, it’s time for civic duty on overload. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Works A Sweater And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Anastasia Ashley looks sexy as F in a sweater for Esquire. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jay Z has 99 problems but Beyonce in a bathing suit ain’t one. (TMZ)

Christina Aguilera shows off her funbags in a cleavy red dress. (Huffington Post)

Jennifer Akerman is just as friggin’ hot as her sister Malin. (Drunken Stepfather)

Natasha Barnard in skimpy lingerie is extraordinary, y’all. (Popoholic)

Chelsea Handler keeps entertaining us with her naked ta-tas. (The Superficial)

Paige Hathaway won Instagram with her boobies and booty. (COED)