Anastasia Ashley

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booties Up with Paparazzi Logan Fazio for Miami Beach Thumper Show

Twerking surfer girl Anastasia Ashley took her hot bikini bum showtime to the right coast to give Miami a little taste of her sweet beach body. She was being shot by sweet cheeked paparazzi hottie Logan Fazio, the best looking pap by a factor of higher than my fingers can count, who decided what the heck, I'll throw my booty into the show with Anastasia and treble the amount of cold showers needed along the sandy strip

Someday I'm going to go up to Logan and ask her, is that your giant camera or are you just damn glad to meet me. It won't make any sense, but we'll have a few drinks and then ask Anastasia and the other smoking hot girls on Miami Beach to parade their perfect hineys before her lenses. I'll play the tambourine as I do in all situations when I have no real job in the band so I look like I'm sort of supposed to be there. What a day that will be. I'll probably burn. I don't care. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Pictures Epic Bootyful From the East Coast (Bring Back My Lady!)

As much as I laud Miami and it being the epicenter of all things bikini and hot in this country, nay, this world at this very moment, I'm not so keen on my California girls removing themselves from within my binocular shot to take part in the Miami exhibitionist movement. I admire talent wherever and whenever it appears, but when the likes of Anastasia Ashley and her twerkin' fine bikini bottom leave my vicinity, well, I'm kind of having anxiety attacks here. I'm breathing into a paper bag even as I scroll through photos of Anastasia in various states of bikini and surfing hotness.

I've got to talk to my friends in fake law enforcement (mall security) about getting one of those ankle monitors on Anastasia so she can't roam like this. Albeit, if she''s going to roam, it could be worse than doing so in a tiny striped bikini that shows off her ridiculously hot thumper. Anastasia, come home! Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Surfer Girl Bikini Booty Paddling Out Perfection

Oh, surfer girl, how you do slay us. The bikini body booty perfection that is Anastasia Ashley rode out into the waves off the L.A. shoreline in a flattering bikini ready to ride the surf and hang ten straight into our lust-filled hearts.

Anastasia has quickly become one of our favorite ocean-faring sextastic vessels, a brunette bombshell with a surfer girl body as if chiseled from the mind of very randy surfer boys. That tight twerking booty of Anastasia's has gained some renowned over the past year or two, with every ogling gentleman within miles just praying for another pre-competition bottomside warmup. She really is quite special. Hot surfer girls. There really has never been a better invention. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Booty, Alyssa Milano Bikini, and The Thorne Sisters Showing Off Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Welcome to 2014, the year that social media is going to jump the shark, but do so mostly by way of nekkid hottie women, so we won't mind the leap into full on cheeseball land. At some point, this culture phenomenon we lust so much will shift, but for now, we're riding this sextastic wave like, oh, Anastasia Ashley whose fine sandy booty headlines this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

In addition to Anastasia, there's Gabrielle Union in a showy bikini, Bar Refaeli flashing her own cleavetastic, Bella Thorne and Kaili Thorne showing off in their own unique ways, Alyssa Milano granting us a bikini top bosom peek, Nina Agdal dolled up for NYE, Izabel Goulart in hot body bikini positions, and much much more. You owe it to the Baby New Year to check out each and every one of these faptastic social media candids. And, of course, enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Homages Kim Kardashian, But Who Has the Finer Bottom?

Kim Kardashian pretty much starved herself to be able to present her asstastic side photo of herself in a one-piece this week on social media. I say pretty much starved herself when I really mean she actually did starve herself. So, some Christian Bale acting role crazy points to Kim on that front. But pro-surfer Anastasia Ashley has a year-round sweet booty. She knows it too, which is why she poked a little fun, or maybe flattered, Kim by posting an obviously similar butt-pouting shot on Instagram. Anastasia Ashley actually has some identifiable skills, so some points to her on that front.

But, at the end of the day, it's the arse that does the talking. If only. So, let me ask all of you, five minutes along in a dark broom closet, who's badonkadonk do you choose for your handling pleasure?

Battle of the Asstastic: Anastasia Ashley vs. Kim Kardashian

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Anastasia Ashley Butt Cheeks, Kellie Pickler Bikini, Yvonne Strahovski Beach Body and Much Much More

Talk about being chock full of goodness. This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup has so much hot celebrity skin, well, I almost didn't want to share it with anyone. But, given the nature of my giving soul, not to mention Internet copyright laws or some b.s. like that, I'm bound to share these social media shares with the lot of you, well deserving gentleman oglers. I imagine this is kind of what John Lennon imagined.

This week's Roundup includes Yvonne Strahovski and Audrina Patridge in bikinis, Kellie Pickler in her own cleavy two piece, Anastasia Ashley surfer cheeks hanging out of her short shorts, Mary Elizabeth Winstead unusually showy in a bikini, McKayla Maroney and Britney Spears showing off in bikinis, Selena Gomez pokies, and much more. You owe it to my already dead Fantasy Football team to check out each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Pictures Hang a Perfect Asstastic 10

You may not follow pro surfing as a sport, but you had better be following pro surfer Anastasia Ashley as a serious hobby. From her twerking warm up video to her, well, any and all chances to show off her amazing bikini body and the glorious bottom of hers, Anastasia is making my sex wax melt if you know what I'm saying, and even I don't know what I'm saying.

Surfing has come a long way from when Gidget tried to be one of the boys out on the waves (you're welcome, mom, for that reference). Now, the girls are taking over, as they always do, in any venue where skin is involved. Anastasia Ashley and that surfer booty of hers, cowabunga. Enjoy.