Amber Heard Pimps Out The Rum Diary at the Ridiculously Awesome Sounding Bahamas Film Festival

Nothing really sounds more fun the the Bahamas International Film Festival. Watching movies between sipping rum cocktails on the beach in between some lovely island girls. No offense to Cleveland, but my last visit to their International Film Festival did not include such accoutrements. Which is probably how they also got Amber Heardto attend to pimp out The Rum Diary, a film which generally received underwhelming critical and box office acclaim, but received uber-kudos for its heavy use of a scantily clad Amber Heard, simply one of the hottest women in the world and one of the scissor kissing Sapphic sisters of our nightly 'Hey, we're a couple hot lesbionics in need of some male experimentation' dreams.

Bahamas, next year, how about an invite maybe? Enjoy.