Amanda Seyfried’s Boobs Are Shrinking?

This week in Highly Dubious News, apparently being all famous and stuff makes your boobs shrink. According toAmanda Seyfried, being in the spotlight has ruined her once voluptuous figure. She told Ellen Degeneres this week:

 I had beautiful huge breasts and then I came to Hollywood and I was like, 'I got to lose weight. I got to look thin and fit.' And I lost them a little bit.

So, if we follow Seyfried's logic, having to give in to the pressure of looking great makes you look less great? We're not buying it. At all. Even worse, she had this to say:

I don't miss them because they were quite uncomfortable but they looked beautiful. I was feminine. I had some nice curves and I think that we should really appreciate that as opposed to trying to get rid of everything.

At least we can all agree on one of those things, if they're going to shrink, we'll definitely miss them.