All The Very Best Of: Gizele Oliveira’s Perfect Bikini Figure In Thongs

It is probably cheating making a “best of” for Gizele Oliveira since there is nothing the woman can be in that can be considered lackluster. Put her in the background of Two Girls One Cup and it would probably get nominated for a Golden Globe.

Every photo the girl has instantly gets put into the highlight reel. What a nice problem that must be to have. I can only imagine. Normally, my photos get touched up by my mother to the point where she just photoshops Ryan Reynolds into the shot.

Honestly, I’m fine with that. If fifty years from now my grandkids think I was a stud as a young man, I will consider it a win. But what I do not care for is her lying about it. We all know I am not Ryan Reynolds, so what is with the farce?

Actually, you readers don’t know that for sure. As far as you know I might be, and this is just some odd way that I like to let off steam. And now that I mention it, no one has ever seen me and Ryan in the same place, including myself, so maybe I am him.

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