Ashley Greene Deep Dark Hot in Black Book Magazine

Another day, another hot look for the future ex-Mrs. Egotastic! Ashley Greene, who will at some point be accepting my invitations for Tuesday afternoon delights at the Clarion Inn with nothing but chalupa party paks and scented body oils to mete out our angry making of the sexy type desires upon one another.

Featured in Black Book magazine, the Twilight star is back on the pimpstress circuit for the upcoming Breaking Dawn installment, for which despite the presence of the ridiculously sexy Ashley, you'd have to threaten to pull my nails (and my family bobos) out before I'd come near a theater featuring that craptastic vampire-cheez flick. Still, (almost) anything Ashley Greene is hot. Enjoy.