Don’t Mess with Joss

Joss Stone will kick your ass. Even if you are her brother, and it's your kid's baptism. (DListed)

Jessica Alba in her granny-panties. And nothing else. (CollegeHumor)

Megan Fox makes Mother Teresa sexy. (Popoholic)

L'Oreal turned Beyonce into a white girl. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Aniston is not getting married anytime soon. (PopSugar)

Nicole Scherzinger and Will.i.am are dating. Um, okay. (Just Jared)

Gwyneth Paltrow not exactly helping Obama combat those 'Elitist' Charges. (Defamer)

Mary-Kate Olsen wants immunity. (IDLYITW)

Please take the chainsaw away from Pink. (Socialite Life)

Halle Berry wants you to Barack the Vote. (CityRag)

Katie Holmes is a nerd. (Hollywood Rag)