Miranda Kerr Short Skirts Her Way Into Our Heart

We would follow Miranda Kerr to the end's of the earth, if one we got there, she was trapped up against the end wall and we just kind of kept pushing behind her. Not so much that we we're getting kind of rapey, but just enough to be like that guy in line at the grocery store who is unnaturally close to the hot woman ahead of him. And, by that guy, I mean me.

Miranda Kerr never hits the streets of New York without looking stylish, and when that stylish adds a little leg 'neath a short skirt to the mix that includes her uber-sextastic MILF looks, we get a nice kick in the pants. The fun kind of kick in the pants.

Oh, Miranda, someday, you will drop that foppish motorcycle riding husband of yours and we will make love in the back of our Subaru Forester like the planet depended on our intimate coupling for repopulation. Until then, we'll just keep trying to look up your skirt. It's a sign of affection. Enjoy.