Amy Childs Vajazzles Her Vajayjay for the Almighty Dollar

Well, this is a new form of shizz pimping we haven't seen quite yet.

TOWIE alum Amy Childs has been opening salons and selling picked fish, and every other which way she can find to milk her profound milkers for more cash from her fifteen minutes of reality fame and she's really outdone herself this time, promoting a Vajazzler product, which, for those of you now into the female private parts decoration fetish fan clubs like myself, means dazzling up the lady nest area with sparkles and glitter and shiny beads. I think it's one of those things that women think men find sexy but just turns out to make men confused and frightened and unsure what to do. Kind of like bras.

But Amy Childs had her twin mojos working the sales nonetheless in London, trying to push as many Vajazzler canisters as possible before shoppers actually had the time to think to themselves, 'Is this really such a groovy idea afterall?'  Enjoy.