Lindsay Lohan Benders Her Way to D.C. for Cleavage Reveal at White House Correspondents Dinner

When you get an invite to hang with the President, even a liquor-lacquered Lindsay Lohan is going to make an effort to get to the airport on time. Only, yeah, Lindsay Lohan didn't. Traveling with her attorney, and who doesn't travel with their attorney, well, the attorney showed up in D.C. for the White House Correspondents dinner, but Lindsay kind of didn't make it. But, fear not, the blurry-eyed recently un-probationed starlet stumbled onto a later flight and arrived in our nation's capitol to gladly discover that nobody drinks harder than politicians.

Now, I'm not exactly sure why I'm on a list that doesn't allow me within 800 nautical miles of the White House, but multiple arrested and incarcerated celebrities get to hang with Obama, but I try not to think too hard on these maters. Maybe it's because once she splashed some ice cold water on her face and slipped into her cleavage baring dress for the upper-crusty affair, she actually looked like a girl you might take home with you at a bar at 10PM, err, midnight, err, okay, 3am. Enjoy.