Denise Richards Remains One Damn Fine Mom; Also Remains Stupidly Involved With Charlie Sheen

Okay, I get that people are inexorably bound to their co-parents of their kids. Trust me, should I ever be so fortunate as to make beautiful sweet love to an actual living woman, I'd take that same potential responsibility quite seriously. But Denise Richards just can't seem to get a clean-as-possible break from Charlie Sheen, now set to work on his TV show, and given that she seems like the only ex among many in his life that he hasn't chased around the room with a blade or accidentally let a gun in his back pocket shoot, she should be thankful for her relative safety and remain at distance.

While Denise clearly isn't heeding our life advice, she is most definitely taking our anonymous fashion tips. The sextastic MILF strolled around Malibu over the weekend in one of her signature tight tank tops flashing her ridiculously hot veteran now 40-something body, and making us repeat our offer to take her in for safety when Chuck does inevitably go nuts once more. In fact, Denise, you can hide in our bedroom, tank tops optional. Enjoy.