Jennifer Aniston, Julianne Moore, Carrie Keagan, All Braless for the Critics Choice Awards

I wish somebody somewhere would criticize this whole braless wardrobe movement in Hollywood so I could punch them righteously in the nose. If they be a man. I'd never strike a woman, or a man for that reason if he was in any way larger or scarier than me. This is such a fine contemporary trend I can't almost stand it. The Critics Choice Awards happened last night. I know, I didn't know either. But hotties like Jennifer Aniston, Julianne Moore, Carrie Keagan, and Rosario Dawson came out to play and showoff on the red carpet without any bras. They weren't exactly excessively showy, but they all were hot.

Just knowing I no longer need to fumble around with a bra clasp is such a wonderful feeling. You know, for those times I'm undressing Jennifer Aniston. Even in my mind that becomes an awkward bit of clutziness. Let alone the chance to sneak peeks at these sextastic celebrity peaks free from undergarment distraction. For all the troubles in the world these days, so many parts of it keep getting better and better. Keep your eyes on the prizes. Enjoy.

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