Julianne Hough looking particularly cleavy. (Popoholic)
Julianne Moore fulfills our hot teacher fantasies. (HuffPo)
Bikini Battle: Audrina Patridge vs. Whitney Port. (FoxNews)
Reese Witherspoon gets hit by a car. (TMZ)
Damn you, auto-correct! (CollegeHumor)
Ali Lohan isn't fooling anybody. (theFABlife)
Hottest ginger celebrities. (Ranker)
What can be said of a list of sexy celebrities that includes Natalie Portman, Dakota Fanning, Mila Kunis, Julianne Moore, and Nicole Kidman? Well, one one word that comes to mind immediately is engorgement; it's a technical term describing what it might be like to be trapped for days on end in a gorge with the likes of these sextastic actresses. Sort of like my naughty dream version of 127 Hours, only it's not my arm that would be stuck in the rocks. These five are also celebrity hotties featured in the upcoming edition of W Magazine, and given that the 'W' stands for not for dudes, these pictures are on the inexplicably artsy side, but, no denying, they're still most definitely for dudes. Enjoy.
You know, one of the many highlights of the season for me is the release of the annual Pirelli calendar; that wall-mounted timepiece that used to sit on the walls of every auto shop from here to, well, there, and be ogled by the guys who made the cars move again. Over the years, the calendar has brought me and millions of others great joy at the sight of some of our favorite sexy celebrities showing skin as well as the sight of some less well-known hottie models. For some reason, this year, Pirelli picked fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld to produce and shoot the calendar and, well, he upped the artsy quotient by a bazillion, then went completely off the board by adding in half-naked dudes! I'm kind of speechless. Really, tears flowing from my eyes like a great unspoken sadness. I'm comforted only by the fact that not all sextasticness was removed from the calendar, including the likes of newcomer Heidi Mount (featured in the header), Lara Stone and Julianne Moore, and some other ogle-worthy female forms, which we've included for you here, but still. Et tu, Pirelli?
Okay, so Julianne Moore has got to be the hottest 47-year-old in the world, and she's eagerly showing it off in the new issue of Vogue Paris. Julianne Moore's nipples also make an apperance, thanks to a very sheer top, making this shoot even sexier. Of course, Julianne has the whole package, including a very nice pair of legs.
Right now, we've only got a couple shots, including the ultra-hot cover, but be sure that should more shots surface, you'll find them here.
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Maria Menounos, Morena Baccarin, and Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties at the 2013 SAG Awards
Okay, time to get serious with Award Season. That annual time of year when Hollywood comes together for a self-congratulatory circle jerk of mirrored affection. Not sure how many other industries pack ten to fifteen major 'give yourself a pat on the back' ceremonies in the course of six weeks time, but when you're a celebrity, how can you be loved if you first don't love yourself?
Not that we're complaining, not when the super hotties make a strong showing at last night's SAG Awards, the thespian-on-thespian accolades that is considered one of the highest honors from within. So we give out our honors, to the ladies that looked the most ridiculously hot on the red carpet, and there were several, including Maria Menounos (who really isn't an actress, but who gives a damn), Morena Baccarin who has come to control the very blood flow in our appendages, Nina Dobrev, stellar brunette, Amanada Seyfried, Nordic girl of many Asgard naughty dreams, Jennifer Lawrence, a stage stealing voluptuous young beauty, Sofia Vergara, who ever delivers veteran caliente to the red carpet, Julianne Moore, who continues to be the veteran ginger we'd most like to discipline us, Lea Michele, who can be hit or miss, but was super hit last night. and Michelle Dockery, of Downton Abbey renown, flashing serious sideboob. All of these ladies and more all decked out in expensive triumph for your viewing pleasure.
And, oh yeah, some awards were given out and people thanked Aunt Myrtle and their agents, and then a few actors cried. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR'S SAG AWARDS STOLEN BY ANGELINA JOLIE AND NATALIE PORTMAN