Britney Spears Gets Dumped by Another Publicist

If you're wondering why Britney Spears' public image has been spiraling out of control for the past few months, (well its actually been years, but who's counting) you can blame her publicist, or publicists, or lack thereof, actually. According to Starpulse, only three months after Britney's last publicist quit, she's lost another one.

Spears has been without a personal publicist since October, after parting ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnick. In the interim, Sonia Muckle, a publicist at Spears' label Jive Records, has been handling her less-than-favorable recent press coverage.




Now Muckle has had enough and is moving on and leaving Jive to start her own marketing and promotions company. Muckle insists her departure has nothing to do with the pop star's recent antics, which include spending numerous nights on the town with Paris Hilton and being photographed without underwear.




She tells Radar Online, "I left of my own accord. This has been in the works for several months."

You what she did there? That's called spin. As a publicist, she can't really say that trying to defend Britney's whorish action to the press is an impossible task.

Using my Publicist to English dictionary, I can translate, and tell you what she really said: "I left of my own accord" is actually pretty easy, it means "I quit." "This has been in the works for several months" is generally understood to mean "I can't believe it took me several months to realise what a crazy, cracked out slut Britney is, and I'm glad I'm gone."

See, it's not that hard to understand.

More Britney Spears pictures after the jump.

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