I Really Don’t Like Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson enters rehab. Let's hope he stays there for a long, long time. (DListed)

After a two-week engagement, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have gotten married. Let's see if the marriage lasts as long. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jamie-Lynn Spears is turning into her sister, one lip sore at a time. (Pink is the New Blog)

Of course Jennifer Aniston hasn't gotten over Brad Pitt yet. He's Brad Fucking Pitt. (IDLYITW)

Meg Ryan is moving her fish lips to Massachusetts. (A Socialite's Life)

Question #1: Are Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds back together? Question #2: Does anybody care? (Just Jared)

Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos back together. Because you know, once you have Herpes, you're probably better off dating someone else who has it. (Popsugar)

He just came out, but Lance Bass is already breaking up with Reichen Lehmkuhl. (Hollywood Rag)

It's Mary-Kate Olsen in 40 years. (CityRag)

Tori Spelling loves porn. And I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth. (CelebNewsWire)

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are just normal guys. Except they really aren't. (MollyGood)

K-Fed's "Popozao" gets animated. (CollegeHumor)