This Closet is Getting Pretty Full

Jake Gyllenhaal has a new friend. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ashanti is on her way to being the next Janet Jackson. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks that British people are more civilized and intelligent than Americans. (A Socialite's Life)

Clay Aiken's second album is on hold until he comes out of the closet. (IDLYITW)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie snuggle up in public. (Just Jared)

Tommy Lee is gross beyond words. (CityRag)

Jay-Z punches girls. (DListed)

Britney Spears is heading to Mardi Gras. I don't think the way to help New Orleans is by further embarrasing it. (Popsugar)

Kanye West is a sex addict. He's also still a tool. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton to play Mother Theresa? Someone is so going to hell over this one. (CelebNewsWire)