Lacey Wildd Has More D’s on Her Chest Than In Her Name

That actually doesn't make any sense. According to my records from the Egotastic! Institute of Funbags (EIF), Lacey Wildd, the size-addicted 40-something mom, is actually a triple-L in the process of moving to triple-Q, which while I'm no alphabet expert, sure seems like she's skipping a few letters.

Lacey has started to appear on the beach in Miami in association I think with one or more reality show endeavor. She's very hard to miss. And while we tend to appreciate the natural or more lightly enhanced melons, it's so hard to come down on a woman who just wants you to look at her boobtastic ever so much. It's the thought that counts. Enjoy.