I Don’t Need a Lot to Keep Me Happy

I get this question all the time -- Bill, how did you get to be so handsome and generous and strong, like an ox, but with the tender heart of a wounded pussycat.

Of course, there is no single answer to this question. But I can tell you that the key to the happy part is all about being content with the simple pleasures in life. Sure, I'd like that yacht I've always talked about, and playing snake bite in the wild with the co-leads of 2 Broke Girls wouldn't be too shabby, but the real key to satisfaction is finding what you need in your own backyard. And if you happen to find Jessica Alba bending over in your backyard, why then, what else could you possibly need? Enjoy.