Mariah Carey Baring Her Boobtastic in New York Evening

Mariah Carey may not be fooling many people with her quickie stand-in new boyfriend slash backup dancer slash random guy in a scarf with a bad mustache, but the diva certainly knows how to put on a show. And put her best foot forward when she knows the cameras are upon her. More often than not, that best foot is the two funbags she has typically barely contained in a low cut top. So much better than actual feet. No offense, toe guys.

Mariah stepped out a New York establishment on her way to the Bravo studios for a taping and promotion of her own new show on E! Naturally, Mariah wore a very low cut dress that showed off her A-list assets. She's a mom with a plan, a plan for attention. Love her or lust her, you have to admit she's got much of this celebrity game figured out. As for us gentleman oglers, since when do we make a peep whilst peeping the buxom mams of the hot moms walking by? Enjoy.

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