Sweaty Katie Holmes Butt Has the Power to Control Men’s Gaze

No, it's not the awesome harnessed power of Xenu craning that dude's neck like an owl in a mouse-filled barn, it's the old-fashioned lust-inducer of Katie Holmes sweaty gym butt, and it's going to do more than just turn a few heads, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do. The sextastic Scientologist, property of Tenth Level Cruise, but make no mistake, hotness owned by the world, is once again reappearing, and sweating, just as the world needs her most. We want our Joey Potter back. Enjoy.