Cousin Jonathan’s Pre-Wedding Party Royalty Hotness Review

Oh, how this was not my idea, but we throw Cousin Jonathan a bone here every now and then, and, well, damn if he's not still cleaning up the tear-soaked tissues from watching the wedding here this morning. You see, he's a grown man who loves princesses. And, well, I let him review his favorite little royal babes from the big pre-wedding bash at the Mandarin hotel. Princess Letizia, Princess Tatiana, Princess Victoria, Mary Chantall Miller -- do these names mean anything to you? Well, I guess they all have fancy titles and they are toss worthy, and well, when you're picking from among royalty, let's be honest, the hotness pool isn't exactly diving level deep. Enjoy.