Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Vanessa Hanson Host the UFC Afterparty With Boobtastic Submissions

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention, err, show, the pride of the UFC, Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, and Vanessa Hanson out at the Hard Rock UFC 168 after party over the weekend. I'm not sure if the mood was dampened just a tad by Anderson Silva gruesomely snapping his lower leg bone in the main event of the evening. But I'm guessing after a couple cocktails and ogling of these ridiculously hot women's finer assets, the mood got pretty jolly pretty fast.

Heck, if I fractured my own ankle I'd hobble my way over to talk to these girls and ask them for a little kissy kissy before having my bone re-snapped into place. From pain comes pleasure. I might have that backward. Mostly I just want an invite to these parties. Enjoy.