Beyonce Almost Flashes Full Teat at Super Bowl Halftime Show

Well, what the hell. The power's out in New Orleans, and while we didn't quite have another staged Janet Jackson moment, Beyonce, who for the record, looks effin' amazing, somehow managed to keep her nips from showing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show despite what appeared to be the violation of several laws of physics (like I know physics). We can only assume it's some evil combination of tape and glue and nipple covers and the like. CBS doesn't want another FCC multimillion dollar fine.

But, so far, it's been the highlight of the game (unless you're a Ravens fan, and not a poor sucker who bet on the 49ers, ouch so far).

(Photo credit: CBS)