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Borat hits Cannes. (Goldenfiddle)

I never thought the Olsen twins were sexy either. (Hollywood Tuna)

So that's how Janet Jackson got skinny so quick... It was Photoshop. (DListed)

A little too much information about Julia Stiles. (A Socialite's Life)

Ashton Kutcher is wants to get Demi Moore pregnant. I want him to shave. (Popsugar)

Jake Gyllenhaal seems to have a lot of free time on his hands. (Just Jared)

Is Britney Spears giving her baby Red Bull? (Pink is the New Blog)

Heather Locklear is acting like she's in high school. (IDLYITW)

Goldie Hawn is past her prime. (Hollywood Rag)

50 Cent treats Paris Hilton like the Ho she is. (CityRag)

Oprah goes to Auschwitz. Wait. What!? (Defamer)

Teri Hatcher is desperate for sex. (CelebNewsWire)

Must Click: If you ever have the opportunity to be on live television, please take advantage of it. (CollegeHumor)

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