What’s the Best Christmas Gift You’ll Get This Year? Bruce Freakin’ Lee, That’s What

Apparently, there's this whole ‘Christmas' thing going on tomorrow. If that's your holiday of choice, you'll know the routine: feigning enthusiasm at the shitty socks that grandma bought you, again, and no sign of the Lambourghini and/or jet pack you asked Santa really nicely for. Also again.

It's a pain in the ass for adults. As all us Ego-dads know, children are always freaking certain of what they want. Legos you'll be treading on barefoot for months to come, robots that beep and flash and shoot missiles at gonad-height, that sort of thing.

Finally, though, EA are bringing us a Christmas present worthy of dudely dudes everywhere: Bruce Lee. In EA Sports UFC.

Remember the badassery of Carl Douglas's Kung Fu Fighting? That was Bruce, right there. He made that happen. This is all you need to know about how awesome he is, and how thrilled we should be about getting this festive download.

Our ol' buddy Bruce was already unlockable in game. As Destructoid reports, completing career mode on pro difficulty gets you the man himself. He could also be gotten as a pre-order bonus. But who the hell wants to wait for their Bruce Lee fix? No bastard, that's who. So go hit PSN or Xbox Live now, where you can get yourself some Bruce-ness free until January 5.