Weird Crap They Sell On Amazon: “55 Gallon Drum Of Lube”

Let's say that it is a random Tuesday and you are bored. You could watch TV, read a book, or eat a cheese sandwich but that isn't going to fill the hole inside your heart. But then you remember that you have a 55 gallon oil drum full of Passion Natural Water Based Lube. Life can never truly be dull when you have 55 gallons of lube. But what will you do with it? Hire some strippers to wrestle with you in kiddie pool full of the stuff? Fap while taking a bath inside it? Or perhaps penetrate an elderly dried out elephant? The possibilities are endless! This 55 gallon drum of lube is like a best friend only it's better because it can always party and doesn't have kids or any of that crap to deal with. Soon, you won't even leave your house. It will just be you and the 55 gallon drum of lube against the world. Can a man love a 55 gallon drum of lube? Well, if you have a spare $1400 lying around you can find out! See it here.