Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Inflatable Seat with Vibrating Dong

I've reported on lots of bizarre things that get sold on coupon sites, particularly Groupon, but this one might be the weirdest. It's nothing new for Groupon to shill discount sex toys. That's got to be one of their biggest sellers. I get a vibrator or a pocket vagina, but this thing...is just...strange. Basically the Inflatable Seat with Vibrating Dong is exactly what it sounds like. It is a round blow-up beanbag chair type seat with a vibrating jelly cock on top. The product description reads,

"Simulating the riding lovemaking position, this bouncy inflatable seat has a vibrating dong at the center with multiple speed settings."

Maybe I'm lazy, but the biggest problem I see with this thing is storage. You've basically got two options with what to do with this thing when not in use:

1) You can deflate it, which means that you have to spend a half hour before you want to masturbate blowing this thing up every time you want to use it, and then another several minutes deflating it after. Call me crazy, but that just seems like a lot of work.

2) You leave it inflated all the time for whenever you want to use it. This means that this just becomes another piece of furniture in your house, or more likely, a cat bed. Is that really what you want your mom to see when she goes into your bedroom when she comes to visit. Or worse yet, what if you bring a flesh and blood person home and they see it sitting there next to your bedside table? I think that would kill the mood double quick.

Can't people just use a normal vibrator like a good American and then put that crap in a drawer of shame like God intended?