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aldo-vallon - January 20, 2018

  The ‘70s were not my favorite time in fashion, so normally anything that reminds me of that decade makes me want to strangle myself with a pair of bell bottom jeans, but Victoria is pulling off her present look with unbelievable dignity. I would usually be making a snide remark about how that pattern was stolen from a fleabag motel.

I even have to admit that her turtleneck compliments the wardrobe nicely, and I am a man who hates turtlenecks. The only excuse that I have accepted in the past for wearing one of those godforsaken shirts was to mask a hickey. Even then I do not consider it a good excuse.

If your neck was sucked then you should wear it as a badge of honor, unless of course you are an adult. In that case you should be a man and ask your woman to help cover it with makeup. The only bruises an adult should be showing are those he receives from bar fights and his dominatrix. Those always come with much better stories so they are the only ones I care to hear. No one wants to hear about your girlfriend turning into a suckerfish on your neck.  

 

 

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News / Backgrid USA



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