Valmont Barcelona Bridal Fashion Week Will Have Everyone Wanting to Bang the Bride

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Mitch Jablonski - April 26, 2019

There's a line every bride needs to walk on their wedding day between fashionable and sexy. No one wants their family members aroused by the bride, especially on the day she's joining someone in your family in matrimony. However, there are those brides who want to really say to the world, "It's my wedding day, here are my tits!"

The Valmont Barcelona Bridal Fashion Week was full of dresses guaranteed to stir up feelings in everyone from Cousin Ira to Uncle Yonk. These gorgeous models were strutting the runways with all manner of sexy bridal gowns on, the kind that you might be inclined to see on a woman featured on Bridezillas.

I think it's safe to say we won't see many dresses on many brides in this country that expose their nipples, but I suppose Bridal Fashion Week is as good a time as any to dream about such a world. Also, the fashion week thing is getting out of hand. There are only so many god damned weeks in a year, and this marks the second fashion week I've heard about in this week alone. Get it together, fashion industry, you guys need a week off or something.

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