Val Fit Makes A Splash In Her Tiny Thong

Val Fit, the woman whose name says it all, took her outrageous curves and a tiny thong to the shores of the Pacific in an effort to pimp some bottled water. Nobody's yet to see the irony of paying for a tiny bottle of the product whilst five billion metric tons lies completely free riding up your thong crack. Which would you rather consume? I'll take the thong crack H20 if you please.

Nevertheless, there's no denying bringing sextastic ladies with ridiculous bodies out to the beach in tiny bikinis is a good way to sell anything. Especially if you can pull off the summer look in the dead of winter. Lust inducement knows no season. Neither does shameless promotion. When the two are combined, you get Val Fit rolling around in the lapping waters of the ocean and one stellar booty. Enjoy.

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