Tex Hollywood - December 26, 2019
We have definitely been lagging on updating the site over the holidays.
We've been working on some server updates and I figure it's best to hang off the computer while doing that. Breaks are good for us, but they also force you to figure out how to navigate celebrity nudity without us, not that we want to be an irrelevant platform for you, but we do like you to be self sufficient in case there's some mass natural disaster that takes out the internet.
You all off grid NEEDING that sexy celebrity content. You need some survivalist instincts. Think of me as your mother, weening you off my celebrity nudity tit this past week....
I hope you all had a great holiday so far, It's that Most Wonderful Time of the Year after all. I hope nothing but goodwill towards men, except for the assholes who don't deserve that good will towards them, because there are a lot of assholes out there.
I hope you all dove into your favorite Christmas movies and that you were also distracted from computer screens and hot celebrity pictures, to focus on what matters in life....diabetic shock from too much eggnog and irritating family members trying to suck the life out of me with all their festive holiday spirit, that you know is just a front or a diversion from their deep rooted trauma that always comes out from under the Christmas Tree with flashbacks of that trauma. EVERY DAMN YEAR....we're onto you...
I remember an era where everything was repressed and where we pretended that all was good by drowning it in our Christmas alcoholism...before people found sobriety, rehab, other anti-depressants and therapy...you know to talk through the sads...it's Christmas, keep it to your damn self...
So in the spirit of giving, or taking, depending on how you look at it. Here's an update of the 10 best Christmas pics posted to celebrity social media.
10 - Rita Ora's Ultimate Xmas Ornaments..
9 - Charli XCX Doing Her Best Mrs Claus....
8 - Kim Garner Killin' It on Xmas. Make this Girl Matter.
7 - Willa Holland - I Don't Think this has anything to do with Xmas - But It is Still a Gift
6 - AJ and Alyson Michalka
5 - Hailey Clauson Bikini in the Snow...
4 - Katy Perry Xmas Thighs
3 - CJ Perry WWE Xmas
2 - Lily Rose Depp Skating which is Christmastime Enough for Me
1 - Anastasia Ashley Surfing Santa Helicopter Drop
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