Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! WTF!

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bill-swift - April 29, 2005

This is new. It's always weird to wake up to a new celebrity romance, and think to yourself: "where the hell have I been?" and "what's Tom Cruise got that I don't?"

Well, right now one of those things is Katie Holmes.

My sneeking suspicion, however, is that this publicist's wet dream is merely that; a cold contrived tabloid relationship, maneuvered to sell more "Batman Begins" and "War of the Worlds" shwag.

The story at Yahoo News