Today is the Day! Me and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Going to See Transformers 3

T-minute a couple hours here before I behold a two-dimensional plot transformed into 3-D. I'm unusually excited.

Okay, so the sexy female lead of Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon was at the N.Y.C. premiere last night while I will be viewing in an entirely different metropolitan area (which may or may not be virtually destroyed in T3). And, yes, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was decked out in an expensive red gown, flattering her fine form whilst I will be wearing Crocs and an outfit from the $14.95  'Summer collection' at Target. Still, I'd like to think we'll be mind-melding (not nearly as nice as body-melding) while witnessing the CGI robots saving the planet from the other CGI robots trying to destroy the planet for some long-winded reasons I'm sure I won't possibly remember. Still, explosions, destruction, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I'm covered in anticipation.

Reports to follow.