bill-swift - March 4, 2014
Senran Kagura, Dead or Alive, Soul Calibur and other such series all have a large pair... of things in common. The first is their infamously jug-jiggly shenanigans. The second is their complete lack of effs to give.
When these two traits coincide, the magic happens. Creepy, wank-joke-based magic.
For those lucky ones who haven't heard of Senran Kagura, it's a sidescrolling action game starring a band of lady ninjas. Absurdly buxom ones, whose skimpy clothing gradually falls off as they take hits. Around these parts, the characters thrusting their cartoon nork-age at the camera for a minute or two qualifies as a game trailer.
So, as we say, there are no shits being given by developer Tamsoft right here. None at all. This commercial for the latest game, Senran Kagura Burst, abandons the pretext entirely. The message is clear: this is the sort of sick filth that should be consigned to under-the-bed porn stashes across the nation. Apparently.