Thanos Helps The Russo Brothers Squash ‘Infinity War’ Spoilers

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brian-mcgee - April 3, 2018

On the outside chance you've been sitting on plot spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War, just waiting to spoil the whole thing for everyone, The Russo Brothers would like you to reconsider your position on that. And they've enlisted the help of giant purple god-thing Thanos to warn you against spoiling the film for anyone that hasn't seen it yet—which as of now is everyone. You can see an enlarged version, via Comic Book Movie, below.

I know that Thanos isn't real, but the threat of sending him after people spoiling the film is a great idea. Might give internet trolls a second thought before posting some stupid fake spoilers on reddit. Maybe just send Josh Brolin himself after them. I hear he's got a mean left, just ask ex-wife Diane Lane.

Anyways, the point of all of this is to be a decent human being about spoilers. Once you see Infinity War, don't make it your mission in life to post spoilers all over the internet. Not everyone can make it out opening weekend, and until Marvel and Disney start mandating such things, most people aren't going to see it opening weekend. So sit on those spoilers. It'll make the world a slightly better place. Oh, and if you do see Josh Brolin coming for you, just play dead. It's the best defense in such scenarios.