Taylor Swift Long and Lean and Leggy and Lovely in Manhattan

Everybody is declaring their fashion joy at how Taylor Swift is defining Spring in Manhattan. I have absolutely no idea what that means, other than unlike the native East Coasters, Taylor spent her winter working out and keeping her body lean and her legs long and toned so she was ready to go when the thermometers hit their first shorts weather day in The Big Apple. And she was ready to go.

I've been drooling over Taylor Swift's legs for some time now. While it's easy to mock her personal behavior at times, it's much more difficult to imagine contorting her legs into a pretzel like position and covering with ballpark mustard for an afternoon of condiment heaven. I always take the more challenging path. I'd like to take it with Taylor Swift, in short shorts. Or less. Enjoy.