brian-mcgee - January 3, 2018
Oh to be on the beach right now with a perfect view of the paradise that is Taylor Hill's bikini body! Fun fact, you might not have known this before, but Ms. Hill is from Palatine, IL. Now, people that live in Palatine will tell you that it's a suburb of Chicago, but I dare you to make it from the city limits to Palatine in under an hour. So the people of Palatine are Wayne Campbell-level liars, because Aurora's not a suburb of Chicago either. If anything, it's a suburb of Joliet.
That's all for naught, though, because if you read on in her bio, she was actually raised in Colorado. You know, it figures. Every time I think I've got a good angle on a story, poof, it's gone. Don't sit on your dreams, kids. Act on them. Anyone will tell you that, whether they're from Bumblesprout, Colorado or Palatine, Illinois, which—as we all know now—is not a suburb of Chicago. So don't even try it.
Anyway, Taylor is five foot ten inches tall, so you know, if you're in to leggy brunettes, you could do a lot worse, believe me.
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