bill-swift - August 2, 2014
Tara Reid is milking every last dollar from her recent unprecedented comeback in the Sharknado movies by releasing a new perfume called Shark. One might ask what a perfume based on a movie about sharks in tornadoes might smell like. Will it smell like rotting fish and aerial shark terror? Will it have the scent of Ian Ziering's chainsaw gasoline and hair gel? According to Tara it is "a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear" and "It also incorporates a plethora of 'lavender' colored flowers which is Tara's favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara." Some people might stay away from a perfume that has as its spokesperson a hot mess like Tara Reid or that is inspired by a terrible SyFy original movie about flying aquatic predators. I imagine that 90% of sales will be so people can take pictures as a joke.
The other 10% are related to Tara Reid.