X-Factor Posts:

Nicole Scherzinger Bare Midriff for the Hottest Thing About the X-Factor

That goes for the X-Factor on either side of the pond. Nicole Scherzinger simply has a crazy hot body and she's not afraid to use it. Or show it off for the cameras, exiting the X-Factor studios to give the entire world a peek at her toned body and wonder how the heck her sweet teats aren't falling out of her top. That seems to defy both gravity and my prayers.

Say what you will about the X-Factor, it's insipid, staged, corny, and lining Simon Cowell's pockets so he can bed more married women, but you can not take away the sight of some nice looking female judges, first and foremost, Nicole Scherzinger.  She makes me want to show her my secret talent. Bird-calling. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavetastic Rack for For First Live Evening of X-Factor

I guess it's a big deal or something when shows like X-Factor go to live performance nights, because instead of being completely staged event, they can only be mostly staged events, and the viewers get all in a tizzy as the sob-stories sing their hearts out for the chance to be the next completely messed up music star. It is a thing. And a wonderful thing at that when X-Factor judge hottie Nicole Scherzinger decides that she's going to make the first live performance show of the season with a ridiculously, but blessedly, hot and revealing low cut golden dress than flashed a good amount of her golden apples.

Reality TV and singing shows, not necessarily our cup of tea. But hot female boobtastic celebrity hostesses -- well, we'd like those two sugar in our tea please (not to mention the milk). Enjoy.

Britney Spears Shows Up To Her First Day at Work In Tight Short Pink Dress

Everybody gets a little nervous on their first day at the new job. It's just kind of a feel it out, how should I dress and look and act kind of time. But Britney Spears nailed it pretty good in her new X-Factor judges gig, in a tight short pink dress that just about speaks to why Britney Spears is on the show -- eye candy.

Of course, the girl is going to get a little catty in her wardrobe now that Demi Lovato has also signed on in this sort of combination judge's table slash psych clinic that the X-Factor has geared up for Season Two of the show that seems to have no purpose really other than to extract even more money from teen girls. But I suppose making money is a purpose unto itself. And Britney in tight pink, that's a good way to get the wallets open. Enjoy.

Super Short, Super Tight, Super Low Cut White Dress — Britney Spears Is Back!

Okay, so much of this is smoke and mirrors (and makeup and Spanx and ropes and harnesses and a four-day starvation diet) but still, Britney Spears looked undeniably former-Britney-esque as the good moneymaking folks at Fox brought the former world superstar out for show at the Fox Upfronts to announce her as the new X-Factor judge.

Now, I must admit, I watched ten minutes of last season's X-Factor before suffering both a migraine from the rapid camera movements and the startling commencement of a menstrual cycle by the time the fifth contestant broke down in sobbing tears, I'm not sure I can go through that bloody headache again. But I might just have to figure out a way to watch Britney if she's going to be doing a cleavage and upskirt-potential show week in and week out, and lay off the Burger King runs in betwixt.

When Britney is on, she's still on, IMHO. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Really Is the Single Best Thing About X-Factor U.S.

Okay, sure, there's the discovery of previously undiscovered pop music talent that will eventually produce the very new world wide teen music sensation, but assuming that has a value to us of between zero and 'didn't notice', our sole focus on X-Factor in the U.S. these past few months, especially after the hotness killing dismissal of Cheryl Cole early in the process, has been ogling tall dancer hottie, Nicole Scherzinger, who if you ignore the crying and the talking so much, is just pretty damn super sextastic.

Nicole Scherzinger is such a pleasant visual delight, she even made the X-Factor press conference yesterday tolerable, by way of cleavage and smoking good look and all kinds of sexy vibe we felt directly aimed at us, though it is possible we were reading into it too much. Still, it makes for a rather pleasant fantasy. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Hotness Brings the ‘It’ Factor to X-Factor

As much as I regret the loss of the super sexy Cheryl Cole from the upcoming U.S. version of the X-Factor, let's be honest, Nicole Scherzinger is not such a bad replacement girl for the show, or bad replacement for just about anything (i.e., if your regular plumber can't make a service call, but he sends Nicole Scherzinger, you're not displeased when she arrives to unclog your pipes). The entire X-Factor cast was out in Miami flaunting their wares for the cameras, none more hot than pussycat perfect Nicole Scherzinger in her little fly away (as in, I wish it had flown away) little blue outfit. This is one helluva sexy woman with a star on the fast rise toward supernova status. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Promoted to Super Hottie Judgeship Status

Well, since X-Factor U.S. edition told Cheryl Cole to take a hike because of her thick accent (I know, idiotic, right, kicking out a super hot girl because she has an accent when that's the absolute best!) Pussycatter and all around dancing leggy hottie Nicole Scherzinger suddenly finds herself bumped up to judge status, a promotion any sane boss would give a girl who looked like Nicole. Seen here leaving her Paris hotel., the boobtastic Nicole Scherzinger looks like about a billion francs worth of hotness, enough so that I will actually be turning into the show, maybe for even a glimpse of her perfectly molded derriere section. Enjoy.

(Legal Disclaimer: as far as I know from auditing a year and a half of JuCo classes, it's against the law to promote female employees simply because they are super sexy and have ridiculously amazing bodies. However, it's most definitely a good way to get some. And I'm pretty positive that stupid laws are not enforceable under the Constitution or something.)