Vogue Posts:

FIRST LOOK: Penelope Cruz Sexy Bombs the Pages of Vogue

Perhaps nobody is striking the sextastic bell as hard or as, well, hard, this week as Penelope Cruz who took the entire MILF meme to an entirely new level of hotness. Just like Angelina Jolie at Cannes this week, Penelope Cruz has shown the kids how the thirty-something veteran hotties still got it going on and are nowhere close to ready to give up their sextastic thrones. Take a gander at these Penelope Cruz pictures from the pages of the upcoming edition of Vogue magazine and see if you don't see a whole lot of awesome left. Sure, we glorify and glamorize our barely legal celebrity hotties, and, boy, there are some amazing ones, but a woman with a few years of wisdom and experience under her belt, well, I'd like to undo that belt. Enjoy.

Kate Moss Gets Freaky Topless for Vogue France

 

Well, all things French are by their very nature, inexplicable. Such is the case with these Kate Moss topless pictures in Vogue France. Weird, but hot, but weird. Kind of like Kate Moss herself, veteran supermodel, swinging between weird body shapes and cocaine binges to restrained mom and good charitable citizen. I think I lust celebrities with this dual-nature, or maybe it's just the dual funbags exposed in Franco-artsy style. Either way, give it up for Kate, still going topless strong at 37. Enjoy.

Cindy Crawford Holding Her Own and Then Some in Vogue Mexico

As somebody who has a very lurid and passionate virtual past with Cindy Crawford, oh, that mole has launched a thousand, well, special moments, I'm jazzed to see her coming out of semi-retirement for a little bit of new sexy ogling material for her fans in Vogue Mexico where the veteran supermodel provides some sophisticated, but sextastic new poses certain to bring back fond memories. Like a fine wine... enjoy.