Vogue Posts:

Taylor Swift Gets About As Sexy As She Will Allow in Upcoming Vogue

We know there's a silent army out there of Taylor Swift fans. Well, not so silent, we kind of hear the low, plaintiff wails of grunts and groans set against the acoustic backdrop of some truly saccharine country-pop music, but we're currently taking medication to try and eliminate those sounds from our skull.

Nevertheless, you are out there. The Taylor Swifters who endlessly watch the little diva to see if and when some of her innocent girl dresses will rapturously fall to pieces and reveal some Taylor Skin, which I would not recommend holding your breath for, but if you're in midst of auto-erotic asphyxiation over her pictorial in the upcoming edition of Vogue, okay, you might as well keep holding. Pain is pleasure. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss Drops Her Top for Vogue Italy Pictorial


If I've told you once, I told you twice, hot things come out of the Windy City. They don't often go back, but they do come out of there. Something about that Lake Michigan water.

We've been tracking young model Karlie Kloss now from Chi-town roots for a little while, that while being at least since she became barely legal, which is a good thing because now we can share with you her utterly udderific topless pictorial in next month's Vogue Italy, where the supremely sextastic, albeit a tad bit skinny (but we have ways of fattening up our favorite ladies). Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Steps Out and Steps Up in Vogue Brazil

A different look at our Lady of Swanepoel, with the uber-hot Candice in the Brazil version of Vogue magazine, wherein the Victoria's Secret model stretches out her wings in much more artsy-style that I'm sure means something to people who love to create magical 'looks', but still means something to those of who feel magical when we look at Candice Swanepoel. Any chance to peruse the pages of Candice's body hotness works for us. It certainly is derivative of the photoshoot I have laid out in a proposal to Candice for over a year now, albeit, my prospective shoot calls for zero clothing, save for a long thin piece of fruit rollup placed discreetly about the snacking areas. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss Is Slowly Working Her Way Into Our Man Hearts

Yep, I've been wading through my women's magazines again, and no simple task this time of year with the holiday editions packed with page after page of advertisement and enough scent samples to leave my undersized mansion smelling like a literal douche lives there. But, it's always worth it when uncovering such beauties as Chi-Town native Karlie Kloss in her new Vogue pictorial  The late teen hottie model is really beginning to grow on us in terms of that undefinable quality we refer to as sheer 'must-lookability'. You really must look.

Beyond the nubile body and sexy stare, there's something unique about this Karlie Kloss; definitely one to keep your ogling peepers on in 2012. Enjoy.

Natasha Poly Drops Her Drawers for Nekkid Spread in Vogue Spain



I deeply lust super hot Russian supermodels. Wait, let me rephrase that, I deeply lust super hot Russian supermodels who get nekkid on the pages of magazines, especially for the sake of art and style, because then I can pretend I am actually kind of classy while checking out sextastic celebrity T&A.

Unless you read lots of major women's magazines (guilty) or keep up to date with the latest fashions (not guilty), you've probably never heard of Natasha Poly, but she's one of the most super paid super models in the international business of selling shizz to women, and, now, she's quite nekkid on the pages of Vogue Spain, and is making my 20 minute wait at Supercuts fly by like nothing. Ah, the distant empty gaze of a professional runway model combined with close-up drooling leers. It's a match made in heaven. Enjoy

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sexy, Teasy, and Even Topless in Photoshoot for Vogue Germany



The site of this Alexi Lubomirski photoshoot of the deliciously naughty Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Vogue Germany just put a smile on my face, a spring in my step, a sprinkle on my anatomical cupcake. Just a perfect little visual testimonial to the breakout hotness that is Rosie Huntington-Whitely in 2011, not to mention one nice shot of her bare boobtastic amid this altogether sexy fashiony grown-up pictorial. Probably time to renew my Vogue subscriptions for the coming year; they are producing an abundance of amazing leer-worthy sexy celebrity layouts recently. Enjoy.

Michelle Williams Does Marilyn for Vogue

You know how we feel about the very few sexy thespianics willing to get all nekkid for their causes; one of the main reasons we've had a long term lust crush on Michelle Williams, who never turns down a chance to bare for her characters.

In the current edition of Vogue, Michelle Williams pimps the shizz out of her role as the early blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, in My Week With Marilyn, and she pulls it off by just kind of looking alluring and aloof, kind of like my last girlfriend, except for the alluring part. But, I digress, because Michelle Williams really does throw herself wholeheartedly into roles, even the non-nekkid ones, though those are clearly are second favorite. Good on you, Michelle. Enjoy.