Egotastic
If I've told you once, I told you twice, hot things come out of the Windy City. They don't often go back, but they do come out of there. Something about that Lake Michigan water.
We've been tracking young model Karlie Kloss now from Chi-town roots for a little while, that while being at least since she became barely legal, which is a good thing because now we can share with you her utterly udderific topless pictorial in next month's Vogue Italy, where the supremely sextastic, albeit a tad bit skinny (but we have ways of fattening up our favorite ladies). Enjoy.
Taylor Swift Gets About As Sexy As She Will Allow in Upcoming Vogue
We know there's a silent army out there of Taylor Swift fans. Well, not so silent, we kind of hear the low, plaintiff wails of grunts and groans set against the acoustic backdrop of some truly saccharine country-pop music, but we're currently taking medication to try and eliminate those sounds from our skull.
Nevertheless, you are out there. The Taylor Swifters who endlessly watch the little diva to see if and when some of her innocent girl dresses will rapturously fall to pieces and reveal some Taylor Skin, which I would not recommend holding your breath for, but if you're in midst of auto-erotic asphyxiation over her pictorial in the upcoming edition of Vogue, okay, you might as well keep holding. Pain is pleasure. Enjoy.
EVER SO HARD TO GET TAYLOR SWIFT SKIN, BUT WHEN IT COMES, EPIC