Hey, remember when Han, Luke, and Leia took out a whole battallion of Imperial Storm Troopers with nothing but a couple of rocks and a tribe of cuddly teddy bears in Return of the Jedi? Well, guess what? Those cuddly teddy bears—the Ewoks—are returning for Star Wars: Episode VII.
Or at least that’s what J.J. Abrams wants us to believe. Yesterday Abrams (and by “Abrams” I mean somebody who works for him) posted a funny little video announcing that Warwick Davis, who played the Ewok Wicket in Return of the Jedi, has been cast in the latest instalment of everyone’s space opera set in a galaxy far, far away. So the obvious conclusion is that there will be Ewoks.
The only problem? J.J. Abrams loves messing with us, and the video didn’t actually say Warwick Davis would reprise his previous role. So it’s quite possible Abrams cast Davis in some other role and made a big deal about the announcement just to make us think there will be Ewoks.
That being said, if this really does mean there will be Ewoks in Episode VII, maybe I was right. Maybe Lando Calissian did go to Endor, enslave the Ewoks, and start a new mining colony after they blew up Death Star II.