The girls of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition got together for their annual get decked out in low cut outfits promotional lineup. It worked. I feel promoted. While the SI edition may have turned into something of a glossy brushed shiny copy of its former self, there’s no denying the underlying model talent is beyond extraordinary.
Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Emily Ratajkowski and a number of other women above my pay grade assembled to preen and pose and smile and show off their faptastic bodies in support of their recent swimsuit publication. It’s almost like watching a young hottie graduation ceremony. Man, they should really have those. Only instead of throwing their caps into the air, they can throw… yeah, okay, I now realize these ceremonies will need to be private events. Hello hot swimsuit models, just call me fifteen minutes before you come over so I can inflate my pool. Enjoy.
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Now that Sports Illustrated has made them all once again famous in their air-brushed heavy swimsuit photos, the beach hotties are making the rounds of promotions to push their bodies in the direction of awareness. As if you needed a push.
Hannah Davis who made the cover this year, underrated Victoria’s Secret hottie Lily Aldridge, and rising model star Gigi Hadid were among the ridiculously hot young ladies preening and cat-meowing for the Swim City publicity event in the Big Apple. Not exactly beachwear weather but the girls did their best to pretend it was temperate and they were digging the sun. I wouldn’t admonish any of these super sextastic ladies for faking it in my presence. In fact, I encourage that. I don’t need the truth to be happy. Just amazingly hot women with stellar bodies. Enjoy.
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Well hello there Kate Upton. What brings you to this beach all barely covered topless and outrageously sextastic looking in a barely bikini? Pimping Sports Illustrated? That sounds pretty solid. How about I give you a little neck-plus massage as you tell me about your latest gig.
Damn if Kate Upton doesn’t seem to look like she came forth topless from some sandy shore, like a mermaid who wished for human form so she could take to dry land and torment men. I can’t be sure of this theory of course, but this bosomy bombshell certainly never looks more at home and comfortable then when laying with her faptastic funbags in her hands across some exotic shoreline. Kate, consider me to be your humble slave. And remember, no task is too small or too intimate for me to be assigned. Give me an hour and an obscenely tiny washcloth and I will assure you there will be no sand left anywhere on your body. Enjoy.
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Leave it to one of our EgoReaders to uncover the facts, just the facts, ma’am. Like the fact that Kate Upton is still nekkid and flashing her lady nest on SI SwimDaily. I don’t know if this is a continued service by the sports news site or a mistake, but let’s just call it the best thing to ever happen in the world ever. No exaggeration.
Check out the continuing saga of Kate Upton nekkid cooch on WWTDD.
Many of the models from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition took to the beach in Miami for some kind of promotion beach volleyball event. They seemed to be promoting wicked fine hottie bottoms and many many prurient dreams as girls like Samantha Hoopes, Emily Ratajkowski, and Nina Agdal bumped, set, and spiked their way right into every man’s libidos.
Sports Illustrated sure isn’t skimping on the publicity tour for this Swimsuit Edition. Thankfully, the girls are skimping on the material in their wardrobes. Ever so hot. I wish I could get in this game. Enjoy.
Just when you thought there were no great bikini posing ideas left, along comes the folks at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit to put the ridiculously bouncy flouncy Kate Upton into zero gravity in space. Well, not exactly space, but a high altitude emptied out transporter taking nose dives to create a zero gravity effect.
If you can get past the obviously associated though neatly hidden effect on the stomach, you have some ridiculously hot photos of Kate Upton in the 50th anniversary edition of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition.
You really must dive into the full Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and check out the likes of Emily Ratajkowski, Nina Agdal, and Chrissy Teigen in their skimpy to non-existence bikinis. I insist. This will be good for you. Enjoy.
I’m not even going to begin to speculate the means by which Christie Brinkley looks so incredible at age sixty, I’m merely going to appreciate, ogle, and imagine she’s my mom and I have a bad tummy ache that needs rubbing. It’s really something out of the inexplicable handbook of hotness. You throw in the sextastic poses of Irina Shayk in a super tight dress and suddenly you have a party.
Officially, a celebration of the 50th Anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editions of their magazine. Hard to believe that was once a radical idea for a sports magazine has blossomed into something so wonderfully for leering each and every February. People who complain about modern times have no clue what life was like before you could see wicked hot women in tiny bikinis at the newsstand. It must have been truly awful times. Enjoy.