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Xenia Deli Bikini Pictures for See-Through Moldovan Hottie Lust

Well, hello there sexy Moldovan girlfriend.

We continue to maintain that Xenia Deli is the single hottest woman from the former Soviet state of Moldova, and her new bikini pictures in Sports Illustrated South Africa are not likely to change our opinion on that matter.

The brooding sextastic brunette puts on one hell of a hot body show in various wet see-through tops and bikinis, flashing an internationally acclaimed wicked hot female form, and some come hither eyes that have us wanting to come hither all over Xenia. Hey, don't hate us for being honest. Just one ridiculously hot woman. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Picture Leads List of Lycra-Clad Hotties in SI Swimsuit 2012 Calendar

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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The world's hottest swimsuit models in tiny swimsuit all 12-months of the year? Not too shabby.

Brooklyn Decker, Cintia Dicker, Kate Upton, and Irina Shayk, just to mention a few names you'll have on your wall in the 2012 edition of the SI Swimsuit Calendar. Not too shabby indeed. This past year was perhaps the hottest ever SI hotties-in-bikinis-and-less pictorial, so, no doubt, the resulting calendar is going to be all shades of awesome.

Forget the hourglass, it's hourglass figures that are the optimum way to watch the passage of time. Enjoy.

Click here to give the gift of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Wall Calendar this season.

Genevieve Morton Bikini Pictures Wicked Hot in Sports Illustrated South Africa

Often, blessings come in pairs. Well, on this site, we see plenty of blessed pairs. But, now, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is publishing in the Fall in their South African edition, where summer is fast approaching, for a double dip of hot Sports Illustrated bikini bodies. There are a number of super hot swimsuit displays in the S.A.S.I. Swimsuit Edition, but today let's highlight Genevieve Morton, the ridiculously sexy model who made the cover. That's a thing right there. And Genevieve Morton, she has a couple more things going on. And that's very good. Hello, summer in the Southern Hemisphere. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Picture Outtakes May Cause Shortness of Breath

Sometimes, life is unfair. I mean, your sexy celebrity plate is pretty full, then along comes Kate Upton and in a couple months, she's demanding a spot in between the sexy peas and lust gravy. That Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition from this past February really cleaned my libido clock. Images of sexy model Kate Upton have been dancing in my head ever since. And, now, this. Another round of sexier-than-published outtakes from Kate's SI photoshoot, complete with sexy body, skimpy bikini, and skimpy bikini not even on the sexy body. Boom goes the man thang. These Kate Upton bikini pictures might just cement her early season consideration for hottie of the year contests to come. Enjoy.

Reader Finds: Izabel Goulart Wet and Hot, Cinthia Fernadez Topless Apple Bites, Cameron Diaz Mystery Dancing, and Teresa Palmer Nekkid Restraints (VIDEO)

 

Whoa, Nelly. As in Egotastic! reader 'Nelly G.' who found these Sports Illustrated outtakes of the amazingly sexy and boobtastic Izabel Goulart in something you might call a bikini or swimsuit or just almost see-through perfection. Oh, Izabel, how you make me want to mispronounce your last name over and over again in our sacred boudoir of making the love.  (UPDATE: These photos were removed at the request of Sports Illustrated)

Muchos muchos gracias to Egotastic! superfan 'Juni R.' for reacquainting us with Argentinean naughty reality TV star Cinthia Fernandez (a.k.a. Abby Diaz) who apparently hates clothing and loves to be exposed. Who's going to argue with that philosophy?

We have no idea where this odd Cameron Diaz dancing in a thin white top clip comes from, neither did EgoFan 'Swizzle' who nevertheless had the foresight to share this motion picture of A-Rod's current five-times a day squeeze and see if anyone out there could figure it out.

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lawrence Sexy in Esquire Video, Jessica White Nekkid in BULLETT Video, Irina Shayk SI Nipple Slips, January Jones Nipple Slip, and Aly Michalka Bare Asstastic (VIDEO)

 

A million pieces of Egotastic! candy for 'Barry V' who clued us into the behind the scenes video of the recent Jennifer Lawerence super-sexy Esquire photoshoot that I've been ogling about 69 ways to Sunday. Jennifer Lawrence is going to take sexy celebrityville by storm with her hot looks and amazing rack and, well, I almost can't wait.

Big time love-me-some-nekkid-Jessica-White props for Egotastic! fan 'Jeff E.' for pointing us in the direction of this unclothed behind the scenes look at the Jessica White nekkid photoshoot for BULLETT magazine. Wow, double wow. I lust Jessica White in swimsuits. And I double lust her out of swimsuits. Such a sweet body.

 

Egotastic! reader 'Bob W.' may be in the minority here, but he happens to lust Irina Shayk and her hot body, including nipples. So, bless Bob for sharing his love with us and his find of some very delightful Irina Shayk nipple slip caps from one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit behind the scenes videos. Apparently, these ones got by the SI censors, who love sextastic, but cringe at the sight of nipple wonderment.


And, speaking of amazing nipple slips, thanks to Egotastic! fan 'Elijah S.' for tilting our heads toward this January Jones nipple slip and a view into the amazing chestal regions of this breakout actress slash hottie.

Words can not perhaps describe the feeling that overtook me upon sight of Aly Michalka and her bare-ass cheek. Yes, of course I began with her amazing legs and worked up, but that bare buttside view, even a halfsy ogle, thank you 'Dennis M.' for bringing the steak to the party. Enjoy.

Kathy Ireland May Be From Glendale, But She Lit My Road to Cork

UPDATESorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Kathy Ireland. Okay, is this a total St. Patty's Day cheat? Absolutely, but if I'm being honest about the first time this man fell in love with Ireland by way of locking himself in the bathroom to obtain familial privacy, it was Ireland on the pages of Sports Illustrated for 13 years straight, in hot steam color barely-there swimsuit sextastic. Oh, Kathy Ireland, you're a fine doorful of a woman you are. Enjoy.

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