Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, I wish there were a way I could really injure myself today with a happy smile and perhaps a touch of tendonitis? Well today is your lucky day, my easily chaffed friend. Kate Upton cleavetastic faptastic and all around racktastic outtakes from Sports Illustrated, in anticipation of the ultimate release of the 2015 SI Swimsuit edition coming down the line.
For those who weren’t already infatuated with Kate Upton, and those who missed her more intimate poses during the Fappening, well, prepare to take your lifelong commitment ceremony to Kate Upton lust. She really does photograph ever so well. I think it has something to do with being crazy sextastic with a set of knockers kings used to go to war over. They probably still do. The straight ones at least. My, oh, my, how the winter becomes the best bathing suit time of the year. Take that, Heat Miser. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Sports Illustrated
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition may only come out once a year in print, but it’s become a year round hot model bikini production effort that luckily bears fruit such as seeing Marisa Miller in test candids trying on different swimsuits, including those with no tops. Oh, may the Goddess of All Things Sextastic bless us a little more, not possible.
You can see the full set of Marisa Miller candid bikini Polaroids on WWTDD. I can only promise you it won’t be two minutes of time you’ll possibly regret when you put your head on your pillow this evening. Enjoy.
Kate Upton, your sweet funbags in a bikini make everything better. Out of a bikini they could probably cure most illnesses that plague this world, save for the ailment of being horny, I suppose seeing Kate Upton topless might just make that worse.
The good folks at Swim Daily, the online magazine for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hotness, took Kate out on a boat to various sandy shores at shot her behind the scenes of her latest tropical S.I. photoshoot. Kate’s clad in varioud bikinis flashing her hot all over body, and when that’s not enough, she starts holding her own faptastic funbags just to make it clear she’s the luckiest woman on this planet. I feel a bit lucky sharing the experience with her. Though not quite as on-my-knees in thanks as I would to be Kate’s hand-bra for a day. Enjoy.
I’m not even going to begin to speculate the means by which Christie Brinkley looks so incredible at age sixty, I’m merely going to appreciate, ogle, and imagine she’s my mom and I have a bad tummy ache that needs rubbing. It’s really something out of the inexplicable handbook of hotness. You throw in the sextastic poses of Irina Shayk in a super tight dress and suddenly you have a party.
Officially, a celebration of the 50th Anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editions of their magazine. Hard to believe that was once a radical idea for a sports magazine has blossomed into something so wonderfully for leering each and every February. People who complain about modern times have no clue what life was like before you could see wicked hot women in tiny bikinis at the newsstand. It must have been truly awful times. Enjoy.
Ah, bathing beauties from around the world wearing skimpy suits barely covering their ridiculously hot bodies. Yes, please, I’ll take two.
Moldovan hottie Xenia Deli and Romanian fashion beauty Catrinel Menghia are just two of the stellar female forms Sports Illustrated South Africa brought together to shoot a calendar for the benefit of all people trying to figure out what day it is in the coming year. Let’s face it, with the invention of PDAs, the sole purpose of the wall calendar is to gaze upon super sextastic ladies whilst trying to put aside the more rigorous and rugged part of your day. I’d say these ladies are doing their job in that department.
Check them out and see if you’re not already looking forward to 1/1/14. Enjoy.
Editor’s note: some or all of the media previously attached to this post has been modified or removed.
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Just as we saw Kate Upton yesterday in fully circled poses of her own epic circles, today we have the Danish delight and world class hottie, Nina Agdal, in some roundabout posing in the round for her SI body-paint responsibilities. We do so love to see our lust-inducing ladies in the round, without clothes if possible.
Nina Agdal may be caught up in some silly Hollywood romances at the moment, but that sways us not from our ultimate purpose of covering her in some type of melted sugary product and committing to cleaning her up without use of any towels or water, just the full passion of our lingual abilities. She is one superemely hot young lady. Enjoy.
UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that’s from my tears of sorrow.
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Last week we saw the photoshoot spreads, now, the publication photos and this morning feeling like we need a good battle between a couple of the real standout hotties in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, namely, Nina Agdal, the Danish princess for whom we predicted a monster breakout 2012 year of Nina-hotness, and Chrissy Teigen, who we begged for years to make babies with us, so we could have Eurasian-Egotastic offspring, but she went and ruined everything by getting engaged to John Legend. Still, she looks damn hot in a bikini; so our feelings remain bittersweet (and mostly sweet).
Bikini on bikini. There will be no blood shed. But you’d still better lay down the plastic sheets, if you know what I’m saying. Enjoy.