Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Posts:

Nina Agdal vs. Chrissy Teigen for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Magazine Bikini Hotness Battle

By Bill Swift | February 20, 2012 @ 11:13 am

UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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Last week we saw the photoshoot spreads, now, the publication photos and this morning feeling like we need a good battle between a couple of the real standout hotties in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, namely, Nina Agdal, the Danish princess for whom we predicted a monster breakout 2012 year of Nina-hotness, and Chrissy Teigen, who we begged for years to make babies with us, so we could have Eurasian-Egotastic offspring, but she went and ruined everything by getting engaged to John Legend. Still, she looks damn hot in a bikini; so our feelings remain bittersweet (and mostly sweet).

Bikini on bikini. There will be no blood shed. But you'd still better lay down the plastic sheets, if you know what I'm saying. Enjoy.

Kate Upton 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Pictorial: It’s Pretty Damn Epic

By Bill Swift | February 16, 2012 @ 9:06 am

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Lots of responsibility comes with the most honorific selection to be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition covergirl. Tons of major media promotions, advertising campaigns, not to mention all the various roles you'll be having to play in my bikini waxing fantasies each evening, but the bottom line responsibility: delivering one drop dead sextastic pictorial to show the other girls how you got to be queen of the hill.

And Kate Upton delivers.

The bouncy girl flouncy blonde hottie with Michigan blood in her veins drops a perfect 10 in her primary pictorial for the picture heavy sports magazine two-piece edition. Those funbags on Kate Upton must have been crafted in heaven's mammary factory, because I'm not sure where else pure sweet joy is produced, especially in a matching pair. Enjoy.

Credit: Sports Illustrated

Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart Lead List of Super Hotties at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Kick-Off Party

By Bill Swift | February 15, 2012 @ 12:25 pm

Alyssa Miller Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

Anne Vyalitsyna Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

Bar Refaeli Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

Chrissy Teigen Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

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Alyssa Miller Topless

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Well, yes of course there's going to be a bevy of beauty at a kick-off party for the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition because the party is all about honoring the world-class bikini models currently filling the pages of the magazine. And, yes, of course, somehow, our invitation got lost in the mail. Which is pretty unfortunate, because we had already purchased our six-legged Southwest Airlines ticket to get across the country (I think one leg of the Southwest trip involved taking off from Topeka then landing at the other side of the airport.)

While all the ladies of my current dreams looked exceedingly hot last night, Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart probably stole the hottie crown for the evening, and that's saying a ton at a party with the likes of Nina Agdal, Cintia Dicker, Chrissy Teigen, Kate Upton, and Bar Refaeli. Now, that's a prime time pimping guest list.. Enjoy.

Anne Vyalitsyna Smoking Hot Behind the Scenes of Her SI Photoshoot (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | February 15, 2012 @ 9:56 am

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There's no doubt that Anne Vyalitsyna mania is sweeping the nation, not to mention many men's jeans, with yet another outstanding pictorial in the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, clearly in our personal Top 3 models from this annum's edition.

And, as hot as her bikini photos are, of course, the outtakes and behind the scenes work is really what takes these pictorials over the sextastic wall. Check out the surprisingly well-spoken Anne V. flashing all kinds of copious skin on the beach during her shoot. It will most definitely make you want to become a photographer of hot half-nekkid women (for those of you who already haven't considered this career option). Enjoy.

More 2012 SI Swimsuit Hotness: Chrissy Teigen, Izabel Goulart, and Genevieve Morton

By Bill Swift | February 15, 2012 @ 8:23 am

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And the bikini just keep on rolling on.

Sports Illustrated has come a long way since the cover model and a few interior shots of supermodel hotties in two-piece bathing suits. Now, it's a monster pictorial jam of exotic beauties in exotic locations flashing exotic bodies. This is what we call progress. Not that the old school SI Swimsuit Editions didn't produce a ton of classic hot bikini moments, much to the benefit of fapping sports fans from generations past.

Adding to the seemingly never ending list of bikini sextastic models in the 2012 edition are smoking-sexy Eurasian Chrissy Teigen, Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart, and South African super busty swimsuit model, Genevieve Morton. Like a United Nations of super beach hotness. Enjoy.

2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bikini Favorites: Nina Agdal, Anne Vyalitsyna, Alyssa Miller, Jessica Gomes, Cintia Dicker, and Irina Shayk

By Bill Swift | February 14, 2012 @ 12:09 pm

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Okay, let's put this into perspective. This is day one post-release of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2012. Just a few hours old. As more and more hot bikini content spews forth in the next few days and weeks, even months and years as with some of the more buried outtakes, we'll certainly revise our favorite favorites. But, for today, here is who struck us as 'OMG, I must suntan lotion this woman now!'

Nina Agdal, we told you this was her year and starting out with this ridiculously hot SI photoshoot, it's a rocket launch for sure (pictures above);

Anne Vyalitsyna, just plain all-around hotness in a bikini, or less;

Alyssa Miller, if you're a true brunette love, she just might be your favorite;

Jessica Gomes, vastly vastly underrated swimsuit and lingerie model;

Cintia Dicker, just that unique ginger 'ooh' quality that makes her standout with sextastic in just about anything;

Irina Shayk, whose body I went to fondle until my hands fall off from overuse.

Honestly, I'd kill many men and even some innocent kittens to have an hour of alone time on a private beach with any one of these so-sweet hot ladies. Good on you, Sports Illustrated.

And, remember, this is just day one. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2012 Edition of Super Bikini Madness

By Bill Swift | February 14, 2012 @ 8:23 am

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While many of you are gluing back on the petals falling from your $9.99 drugstore flower bouquets destined for your sweetheart's grabby Valentine's hands this evening, the 14th of February for the gentleman ogler means the official start of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit season, and what better way to kick off the brigade of hotties in bathing suits than with Bar Refaeli, quickly becoming a lengend in the pantheon of two-piece hotness.

Bar Refaeli's body doesn't just speak the language of the hottie, it screams it aloud at Level 10 on the Sextastic Scale, with her ridiculously hot body crying out like the Sirens of old, and hurting many a man's neck and other bodily joints in the process. If the season is kicking off with Bar, this is going to be a very good season indeed. Enjoy.